A Little Make-up Magnet

If you have ever nannied a little girl
or maybe you even have
your own little princess... 
You know eventually
they're going to have an interest
in the stuff Mommy puts on her face.

I've seen plenty of horrid
makeup disaster photographs
   little girls with lipstick all over
            walls. carpet & themselves.

That poor {expensive} makeup item
get's pulverized
            destroyed
&& leaves its remains everywhere.

Well this little girl didn't get into the lipstick
{I don't wear it}

or mascara
{she can't unscrew yet}

or even eyeliner
{LUCKILY}

this time...
she chose to crunch mommy's eyeshadow
{dark purple eyeshadow}
             onto the tile floor
while Mommy was in the shower.

She attempted to clean up her mess
with a couple sheets of toilet paper
her leg & even her hands...
but it was such a disaster
she finally waved her white flag
& decided it was best to be silent.

Number one:
My child is NEVER silent. Ever.
So obviously I was wondering what
she was up to when I was rinsing my hair....
Hmm... what a surprise.

Of course makeup doesn't come off well
and leaves marks everywhere.
Little handprints all over the bath
             floor
                 && walls.

She tried rinsing it off herself
however eyeshadow is subborn
especially in mass quantities.

It took a long bubble bath
to finally get her clean
&& then what does she do while
               mommy's grabbing new clothes?!
 

Goes back for round two.
                 Stinker.

Two lessons are learned here:
      #1- Invest in cabinet locks & good cleaning supplies
                  {this is self explainatory}
      #2- Kids will be kids
                       {<3}